If I were in charge of the world I’d cancel doing the laundry, spaghetti four nights in a row, naps and also brothers telling me what to do.
If I were in charge of the world there’d be no money. Everything would be free and no drugs.
If I were in charge of the world you wouldn’t have dentist pills. You wouldn’t have game boys. You wouldn’t have boys period. Or movie stars (except for me, of course). You wouldn’t even have hunger.
If I were in charge of the world, a bag of laundry would be a theme park, all the bills would be gone and a person who sometimes forgot to brush and sometimes forgot to watch movies would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
– 8 year old me